WiseRock Posted January 26, 2015 Author Share Posted January 26, 2015 I went to school and now I am now the most wisest rock ever to live. Now I will answer questions or give advice for 1 Forum Point (or free depending on how nice I feel).Directions are simple as 1..2..4! Ask me a question and I will simply attempt to provide you with an answer. If your answer wasn't helpful well, too bad. I am not responsible if my answers persuade you to do illicit actions that's your fault.P.S. I want a staff member to see this hopefully I can get my own Rank "Eclipsian Advice Giver" or a cough *Legend*Questions will be answered 2-10 Business Days.> **ATTENTION** > > ALL GENTLEMEN WITH GIRL PROBLEMS! YOUR TROUBLES ARE OVER BECAUSE WISE ROCK CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEMS! GIRL PROBLEMS ARE 10 FORUM POINTS MAY BE A BIT EXPENSIVE BUT THEY ARE THE BEST ADVICE YOU WILL EVER GET!> > - Wise Rock***Note* This a mock QA I will not be answering questions such as "How do I add a script to EO 2.0" or "I got a runtime Error running Eclipse HELP!" You can ask that on the appropriate section.** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnGod Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Why does paper beat you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Your item looks like hes reacting to the punchline in your location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WiseRock Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 > Why does paper beat you?"Well, the game originated in east Asia, and it is extremely common in Korea, for instance. In Korea, the game is called 'gawi bawi bo', and the 'paper' is not actually paper, but is rather a piece of cloth called a 'bojagi'. A bojagi is approximately 1 square meter in area, and it is traditionally used to wrap up small, hand-carried loads. I guess the idea is that if you take a fist-sized rock and wrap it in a bojagi, it is cushioned, and so it is no longer able to do as much damage. While wrapped like that, it could no longer - for example - be used to bash the scissors, and so it is indirectly beaten." - [takarakujiniatatta](https://answers.yahoo.com/activity?show=LZ4BUHKGQPI4DI7LVOMFZVC7JM&t=g) from Yahoo Answers[Link to the Quote](https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006051901987)But if it was a regular piece of paper Wise Rock would destroy that s**t.Since your Wise Rock's first question, your question is free.> Your item looks like hes reacting to the punchline in your location.Sure…that's what hes doing. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zopto Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 What do you like more Digimons Or Pokemons? and why?  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Are you really a rock? Were you adopted by boulders? How does a rock type? Is my real name Frank? Do you have some candy for me? If so you're a pedo. From here on out I'm calling you Pedock (pedo rock)Please explain to me how a pikachu was able to beat your cousin Onyx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WiseRock Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 > What do you like more Digimons Or Pokemons? and why? Neither, Wise Rock don't like anime.That will be 1 Forum Point Thanks for asking!> Are you really a rock? Were you adopted by boulders? How does a rock type? Is my real name Frank? Do you have some candy for me? If so you're a pedo. From here on out I'm calling you Pedock (pedo rock)> > > > Please explain to me how a pikachu was able to beat your cousin Onyx.1\. Yes what else is Wise Rock?2\. No Wise Rock is child of Mother Earth and Father Sky.3\. That's why Wise rock is the Wisest Rock you will ever find4\. How the h e double hockey sticks should Wise Rock know5\. No, Get your own.That will be 1 Forum Point Thanks for asking!Wise Rock and Ms. Rock had a baby! He's name is Wise Pebble and he looks like Wise Rock but, of course Wise Rock SexierMrs. Rock is very proud of our childP.S Wise Rock still waits for hes Promotion if you know what Wise Rock Means… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexkymbeth Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 How did "**Da Wise Rock**" get so wise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonello Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 How do you internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 What is love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WiseRock Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 > How did "**Da Wise Rock**" get so wise?Wise Rock went to college> How do you internet?Googling Random Crap> What is love?[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktbhw0v186Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktbhw0v186Q) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seb Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Wise rock I am being harassed by stupid rocks what should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WiseRock Posted January 28, 2015 Author Share Posted January 28, 2015 > Wise rock I am being harassed by stupid rocks what should I do?It all depends on if you like the harassing. If you do then…you knowIf you don't then you can inform Rock Police at (911)911-911-9111 At extension # 911 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexkymbeth Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 To be or not to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WiseRock Posted January 28, 2015 Author Share Posted January 28, 2015 > [To be or not to be?](http://shakespeare.mit.edu/hamlet/full.html)Wise Rock Hyperlinked quote.**ATTENTION** ALL GENTLEMEN WITH GIRL PROBLEMS! YOUR TROUBLES ARE OVERBECAUSE WISE ROCK CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEMS! GIRL PROBLEMS ARE10 FORUM POINTS MAY BE A BIT EXPENSIVE BUT THEY ARE THE BEST ADVICE YOU WILLEVER GET- Wise RockUpdated on Main Post as Well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WiseRock Posted February 1, 2015 Author Share Posted February 1, 2015 Wise Rock Awaits Questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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