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Wow… With that I just thought of....

>! Bruno Mars courted a girl…
>! Girl: Why do you love me?
Bruno:cause your amazing just the way u are
>! Girl: What will you do if I accept you as my bf?
Bruno: I think I wana mary u!
>! Girl: How  can you prove it?
Bruno: I can catch a grenade for u!
>! (Someone threw bombs at the girl and the girl was hurt.)
>! Girl: Why didn't you save me!?
Bruno: cause today I don’t feel like doing anything!
Fail >.>
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@ℕḯℊℌ☂☾:

> Wow… With that I just thought of....
>
> >! Bruno Mars courted a girl…
> >! Girl: Why do you love me?
> Bruno:cause your amazing just the way u are
> >! Girl: What will you do if I accept you as my bf?
> Bruno: I think I wana mary u!
> >! Girl: How  can you prove it?
> Bruno: I can catch a grenade for u!
> >! (Someone threw bombs at the girl and the girl was hurt.)
> >! Girl: Why didn't you save me!?
> Bruno: cause today I don’t feel like doing anything!
> Fail >.>

If you're trying to be funny, you're failing miserably.
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@Jungle:

> If you're trying to be funny, you're failing miserably.

I've got an even better one:

>! A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
>! she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
>! he said "NO..""
>! da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
>! boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
>! she was ded.
>! he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…" (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
>! xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx
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@Harris:

> Nicest Member: Harris
> Most Helpful Member: Harris
> Favorite Member: Harris
> Best Forum Game: Harris
> Best Roleplay: Harris
> Craziest Member: Harris
> Funniest Member: Harris
> Best Project: Harris

Project Harris was an attempt to create the ultimate member.

But alas, he bugged out and developed an ego.
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