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hi im a wolf looking 4 a mate, i hav grey fur with blueish markings.
If u want 2 be my mate plz post ur fur color and wat gender u r plz
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@BlueWolfGoddess:

> hi im a wolf looking 4 a mate, i hav grey fur with blueish markings.
> If u want 2 be my mate plz post ur fur color and wat gender u r plz

I am a male wolf with black fur with white stripes. I'd fancy being your mate.

Yours faithfully
  The black thunder.
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@S.J.R.:

> I am a male wolf with black fur with white stripes. I'd fancy being your mate.
>
> Yours faithfully
>   The black thunder.

I'm even better, I'm a half-blood ~~prince~~ wolf, looking for a nice female bitch. She must be good in hunting for wabbits, and also be a good bitchmother, for I want at least 16 cubs. I have a tinted skin, with brown eyes, glinstering in the sun. My wolf penis is 10 inches long and good enough to satisfy you.
Plz react nao.
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@S.J.R.:

> A cat? You have no chance, kind sir.

I was merely making a referential statement that your description matched the cat in your avatar, dear sir. It was never my intention to imply I stood a chance in the first place, do forgive me for this misunderstanding.
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@S.J.R.:

> This thread is now owned by the Federal Pony.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s66F2o_t6iI
>
> Yours faithfully
>   Federal Pony, United States, America.

AHA! I KNEW THAT YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE BRONIE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.
But, as a real wolf, I shall take my bitchmother and bang her hard! COME WITH ME, WOMAN! WE SHALL MAKE BEAUTIFUL CUBS!
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@Crispus:

> AHA! I KNEW THAT YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE BRONIE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.
> But, as a real wolf, I shall take my bitchmother and bang her hard! COME WITH ME, WOMAN! WE SHALL MAKE BEAUTIFUL CUBS!

You cannot come against us and succeed, we have the strongest ponies on our side.
Attention, Pink Bliss, this is Rainbow One; bring rain the fire.
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@Admiral:

> You cannot come against us and succeed, we have the strongest ponies on our side.
> Attention, Pink Bliss, this is Rainbow One; bring rain the fire.
> ![](http://i.imgur.com/e7kZU.png)

I must sadly disappoint you, for me and my bitchmother are now in the forest of West-Germany, where we are legally protected from bronies. We are breeding happily further, and our cubs will AVENGE this outrage!
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@Crispus:

> I must sadly disappoint you, for me and my bitchmother are now in the forest of West-Germany, where we are legally protected from bronies. We are breeding happily further, and our cubs will AVENGE this outrage!

I am saddened that it has to come to this, but there is no other war – we must burn the forest.

Come in, Twilight Blaze, this is Rainbow One.  Ignite, I repeat, IGNITE!
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