You think THATS bad? I fell down the stairs and died and when I got to heaven I got kicked out of it AND I had to be satan's massager!!! So he made me kill my own family and friends, And then he ass-raped me repeatedly! and then my famaly joined the action too and I lost the ability to breath, but, instead of dieing, I just went limp/ and when I woke up my grand-dad was tea bagging me with his hairy balls and he was so nude and then we had butt sex!