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  1. 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 POINTS FROM GRIFINDOR!!!!! i guess a person
  2. your banned for breaking your own rules
  3. Hhhhmmmm…im thinking of something to say zero to you with...
  4. oh really? mod sheild- i dont think so i kick him in his ballsack then throw him into a planes propeller.
  5. 9136 dolphin parents wondering were their babies are.
  6. 9134 baby dolphins being eaten by dead wolf ![](http://www.wizards.com/magic/images/whatcolor_isblack.jpg)[**Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.**](http://www.wizards.com/magic/playmagic/whatcolorareyou.asp)
  7. NO ![](http://www.wizards.com/magic/images/whatcolor_isblack.jpg)[**Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.**](http://www.wizards.com/magic/playmagic/whatcolorareyou.asp)
  8. nick ![](http://www.wizards.com/magic/images/whatcolor_isblack.jpg)[**Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.**](http://www.wizards.com/magic/playmagic/whatcolorareyou.asp)
  9. Marshy Dearest got shoes while he went away from your mom, from you plowing the front of Canadia. Then, he banned you for double posting about me, which caused a huge scandal between pokemon and yugioh because your father accidentally killed a hippopotamus with a toothbrush. Meanwhile, fireflies weren't real because Eclipse won the fight between various lepers whose pants died. Cancer, unable to sustain proper dehydration, began drooling all over a picture of Ninja-Tech who died because of a giant ape god. Kreator stopped pixel art, and the world ended! This topic is never ending. Meanwhile, renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin was returning to Eclipse, and screamed "I AM BACK!" But, Mars was inhabited by squares that rofled over their PedoBear overlords, who always raped mathematics with poor long division. renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin saw this and decided to call Marshy Dearest up and demand Millions. Blueberry tart tastes like poop because Emblem thinks the cats' pants did something illegal, like losing the game - again. Meanwhile Kreator was merrily skipping school when Sasuke started staring renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin on a giant giraffe emperor while Kreator was riding tornadoes in Mexico's taco land. This angered Ambard, who began a war with non-existent chilidogs. When epic flying chimps chowed on the head of renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin the PedoBear, children everywhere were crying for chilidogs. DrNova exploded by eating a Lesser-Triumphalism, when Buddha appeared in disguise as Chakkra! This astonished Hippoman when he flew out of Bangladesh in white undergarments, frying pancakes. Then Rick Astley smacked Zelcon in the face for rick-rolling. Your mom carefully determined what the meaning of 42 is, as pie flew through the air. Then the Asian (Japez) exploded all over the flying pie after Mesmero got up. Not only mass-murdering Gwens worldwide spread hate and deadly sulfuric kitties. Then a mesmerizing Pez-dispensing mass-murdering undeniable unforeseeable chocolate bunny raped renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin; who laughed because he was getting pwned by your hair. Meanwhile, (Panda)'s morphed Chihuahua kitten danced on Gwen while she Bangladeshi (panda)'s mother's nostrils. Now renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin can finally forget how he was raped. Unable to explode, the jealous renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin slapped Britney Spears with his whatchamacallit. Britney killed 'her' cat so she could win another Canadian guy's marijuana! Homer Simpson explored renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin's long green spaceship-looking chihuahua while eating blue-ish meatloaf monster. renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin's zipper flew down. Up stretched the enormous escalating robotic kitten-flavored escalator killing renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin who died but didnt die. He groped Anna's fluorescent pink light bulbs. Soljah lost all his sighting-glass filled by maids who only eat Thursdays. Twelve pipers played 13 maids at the milking glass. After Bangladeshi The Banana Republic, which just flew past the pie-shoppe. This love-tacular mating-call cellphone-chomping badger who molested you while making renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin's Popsicles drip, but raped not only renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin, but also Hippoman. Marshy Dearest blew his load of tacos right into a stand of poo! While a cow poofter on Waffle, while being flown in by air force one WHILE Waffle ate waffles vehemently while staring at gwen admiring waffles that stared vigorously towards eggs. Then while a flying Batman-eating goose typed many unpredictable novels expressing unto renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin about pineapples endangering many small species of mordor including Marshy Dearest with malaria and several STDs. This caused my mesmerising glasses to explode spontaneously into oblivion where god didn't exist and Lucifer ruled nothing. Spaghetti was unable to ban Maxac unfortunately because KrauftRolls were the best at everything. Suddenly Brick-Wall man krauftrolled Super high pants man pwning the ultimate wrestler boxer fisherman named Duck Chorris. Who would have guessed that Brick-wall man could eat fifty-five hundred and a half tacos while climbing mt. everest. Yorty continuously sniffed ice on the shore when suddenly a very omnipotent marshmallow melted into the very thing that Hippoman dreaded which was kreator's left leg. Pedobear blew up in a photo-shoot with Conan O'neil yesterday while KrauftRolling. Krauftrolling expanded to Google Earthâ„¢ which caused the space time BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOM again. Whoever thought that AkselJ was cool, temperture-wise was annoying and needs many animal crackers. Global penguin space velociraptors necroposted handicapped Dr. Novas when never did the little peanut think that running away was pancake. A Mexican ROFLOLMAOed on top of your house and sang the Ger into a cone of french fries. Instead you wanted a cheese burger, covered in chocolate chip biscuits. Inexorably my tail bone was annexed by the sulfuric acid chambermen. Meanwhile, AkselJ won in "Guess the person that's gonna post below you game" and Hippoman was eating his head. renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin blew into a box where AkselJ lived as a hobo eating green "That". Evil Cancer ridden zombies flew past the steamy swampy Marshy Dearest who spammed evil smileys named Hippoman. "Cool!" Said Hippoman as she I mean he just kidding I do mean she but really AkselJ is so gay because he rhymes with gay. Haha, I gotta stop jokin' AkselJ is not gay. We all know he is. NOT! oh wait I lied, he is gay. Wait, I did not. He is not gay. And Hippoman should stop saying so. then we agree, as Allah really is Alpha just misspelled. Hippoman lol'd because of naked llamas who wore many hard-hats flew through the cave of death. ZelconGames screwed up 3.0, by resealing the Java windows of jelly marshmallows. Then suddenly Mirror Force appeared, combined with Solemn Judgement, but he had Counter Counter prepared, and Macro Cosmos was on too! Then he activated Dimensional Prison, but his enemy had a Return from the Different Dimension… WOOSH! Chaos Sorcerer back on the field, being unbanned for a few months now, he kicks the opponent's life points to zero, gets the SUPARCARDGAMEPOWA. and then Homo Erectus came in, saying that it now was time to D-D-D...DDDDDDDUEL again! Chicken imploded with subtlety as Tiggilyboo anagrammatically anagrammed tome of Yorty as Hippoman got the 600th post. I am so important that Yorty blew orange chewing gum all over Marshy Dearest before he spammed so much Bill Gates died. Mcnugget (patrick), dismayed mcnuggets while eating shoes and blowing up. Fleshlightman was stupid that day so he fapped a lot that DNA Virus started a new topic. Mcnugget also said roflmao when Hippoman went to sleep. Therefore, there was pants which mcnugget used to caress himself nightly whilst [THE-KRIS] enjoyed a midnight biscuit whilst watching Boobies All-Night, The Show of midgets saw genitals and shot a load of cannonballs in ballie's face. I shopped at a brothel for pimps and chocolate sauce. McNugget is only supposed to use one new word each post, because he likes Kreator's genitals. Kreator on the other hand, despises biscuits and told McNugget to eat some McCookies, in the hope that he would discover his milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard. 'Cause damn right! its better than yours. And this is a story all about how Bone got his saxophone which he stole from Bobby. Bizarrely enough, whomever is reading this has rabies. X Got horny and died of rabies because she actually didnt and was still horny so she fingered herself to a pic of Gwen since she was bi due to poor health. Soon [B.I.T.C.H] will form, under the moon, during the Homo Erectus ressurection ritual, fed by the dying carcass of Soljah who has a ear fetish. Anyhow, they all settled down at their computers and played Kryce-Online. Though they stopped after about 3 minutes after they saw how shitty it was due to the fact that kreator asshatted it. Mcnugget is the best person in the world. He likes chicken, pie, and mcnuggets. He hates teh letter z and lieks mudkipz. And they all watched the first episode of Eclipse ville (click here to watch) and renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin is not a pedophile. But in fact a mass rapist, Marshy Dearest, was uncertain if renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin raped his mom. so he brutally murdered him. Thekris seemed very interested in Marshy Dearest's wooden spoon, so he licked it. MMMMMM, he said, as the gooey liquid melted on his mouth. Marshy Dearest got very erotic over the idea so he went to Toronto. The next day, Azkanan bought a cyber cafe and enjoyed his profits from Eclipsers, then robin strolled on in watching as his chilidog was flapping all over town. Apple was sold to Linux and Microsoft went bankrupt when suddenly a giant (BTW, yours doesn't count unless you include the rest of the story, also, you're only supposed to type one or two words.) DUCK OFF MARSHMELLOW and the GhostBusters appeared! But then renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin ate them. This caused Soul to explode, destroying Venus. Now that… (I can't believe this is still going... I barely remember helping start this thing, and now BAM!!!! we have destroyed Venus!!!!!!) [Credit me (Xavier Sythe) for bringing it back] …Venus was destroyed, only Mars remained intact; Mars is useless, duck it! Exactly, we shouted as renzo you studmuffin you studmuffin you studmuffin's oozing pustules collapsed, showering the Earth in stagnant pond scum that reminded pedobear that he was slowly falling from a cliff. Mcnugget was shouting OH SHI... when a meteorite came and destroyed the walking system of eclipse. Everyone cheered. Unfortunately, I remained immobile as the next Eclipse's release date was set back a few months. Only did Lemon Drops flail in the glory hole until I realized (Wolf)'s future was jeopardised by meatballs. It was Yorty Ms Pacman gobbled up dem balls like ghosts is chasin after her. (Sorry I had to.. Ms Pacman is a hooker name for my "black" persona and we made that up and.. well.. inside joke I guess.) xD Stick to the rules dumbass! :') Meanwhile... Lollicat was ignoring viciousdead's obvious call to her. She ate a ham sandwich, hoping she wouldn't be brought up again. That's when all of a sudden she killed barney. Out of shock, a wild pokemon appeared, it was a gleeful duck of semen. Then sonic-god-of-awesome punched
  10. Marshy Dearest got shoes while he went away from your mom, from you plowing the front of Canadia. Then, he banned you for double posting about me, which caused a huge scandal between pokemon and yugioh because your father accidentally killed a hippopotamus with a toothbrush. Meanwhile, fireflies weren't real because Eclipse won the fight between various lepers whose pants died. Cancer, unable to sustain proper dehydration, began drooling all over a picture of Ninja-Tech who died because of a giant ape god. Kreator stopped pixel art, and the world ended! This topic is never ending. Meanwhile, renzo you studmuffin was returning to Eclipse, and screamed "I AM BACK!" But, Mars was inhabited by squares that rofled over their PedoBear overlords, who always raped mathematics with poor long division. renzo you studmuffin saw this and decided to call Marshy Dearest up and demand Millions. Blueberry tart tastes like poop because Emblem thinks the cats' pants did something illegal, like losing the game - again. Meanwhile Kreator was merrily skipping school when Sasuke started staring renzo you studmuffin on a giant giraffe emperor while Kreator was riding tornadoes in Mexico's taco land. This angered Ambard, who began a war with non-existent chilidogs. When epic flying chimps chowed on the head of renzo you studmuffin the PedoBear, children everywhere were crying for chilidogs. DrNova exploded by eating a Lesser-Triumphalism, when Buddha appeared in disguise as Chakkra! This astonished Hippoman when he flew out of Bangladesh in white undergarments, frying pancakes. Then Rick Astley smacked Zelcon in the face for rick-rolling. Your mom carefully determined what the meaning of 42 is, as pie flew through the air. Then the Asian (Japez) exploded all over the flying pie after Mesmero got up. Not only mass-murdering Gwens worldwide spread hate and deadly sulfuric kitties. Then a mesmerizing Pez-dispensing mass-murdering undeniable unforeseeable chocolate bunny raped renzo you studmuffin; who laughed because he was getting pwned by your hair. Meanwhile, (Panda)'s morphed Chihuahua kitten danced on Gwen while she Bangladeshi (panda)'s mother's nostrils. Now renzo you studmuffin can finally forget how he was raped. Unable to explode, the jealous renzo you studmuffin slapped Britney Spears with his whatchamacallit. Britney killed 'her' cat so she could win another Canadian guy's marijuana! Homer Simpson explored renzo you studmuffin's long green spaceship-looking chihuahua while eating blue-ish meatloaf monster. renzo you studmuffin's zipper flew down. Up stretched the enormous escalating robotic kitten-flavored escalator killing renzo you studmuffin who died but didnt die. He groped Anna's fluorescent pink light bulbs. Soljah lost all his sighting-glass filled by maids who only eat Thursdays. Twelve pipers played 13 maids at the milking glass. After Bangladeshi The Banana Republic, which just flew past the pie-shoppe. This love-tacular mating-call cellphone-chomping badger who molested you while making renzo you studmuffin's Popsicles drip, but raped not only renzo you studmuffin, but also Hippoman. Marshy Dearest blew his load of tacos right into a stand of poo! While a cow poofter on Waffle, while being flown in by air force one WHILE Waffle ate waffles vehemently while staring at gwen admiring waffles that stared vigorously towards eggs. Then while a flying Batman-eating goose typed many unpredictable novels expressing unto renzo you studmuffin about pineapples endangering many small species of mordor including Marshy Dearest with malaria and several STDs. This caused my mesmerising glasses to explode spontaneously into oblivion where god didn't exist and Lucifer ruled nothing. Spaghetti was unable to ban Maxac unfortunately because KrauftRolls were the best at everything. Suddenly Brick-Wall man krauftrolled Super high pants man pwning the ultimate wrestler boxer fisherman named Duck Chorris. Who would have guessed that Brick-wall man could eat fifty-five hundred and a half tacos while climbing mt. everest. Yorty continuously sniffed ice on the shore when suddenly a very omnipotent marshmallow melted into the very thing that Hippoman dreaded which was kreator's left leg. Pedobear blew up in a photo-shoot with Conan O'neil yesterday while KrauftRolling. Krauftrolling expanded to Google Earthâ„¢ which caused the space time BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOM again. Whoever thought that AkselJ was cool, temperture-wise was annoying and needs many animal crackers. Global penguin space velociraptors necroposted handicapped Dr. Novas when never did the little peanut think that running away was pancake. A Mexican ROFLOLMAOed on top of your house and sang the Ger into a cone of french fries. Instead you wanted a cheese burger, covered in chocolate chip biscuits. Inexorably my tail bone was annexed by the sulfuric acid chambermen. Meanwhile, AkselJ won in "Guess the person that's gonna post below you game" and Hippoman was eating his head. renzo you studmuffin blew into a box where AkselJ lived as a hobo eating green "That". Evil Cancer ridden zombies flew past the steamy swampy Marshy Dearest who spammed evil smileys named Hippoman. "Cool!" Said Hippoman as she I mean he just kidding I do mean she but really AkselJ is so gay because he rhymes with gay. Haha, I gotta stop jokin' AkselJ is not gay. We all know he is. NOT! oh wait I lied, he is gay. Wait, I did not. He is not gay. And Hippoman should stop saying so. then we agree, as Allah really is Alpha just misspelled. Hippoman lol'd because of naked llamas who wore many hard-hats flew through the cave of death. ZelconGames screwed up 3.0, by resealing the Java windows of jelly marshmallows. Then suddenly Mirror Force appeared, combined with Solemn Judgement, but he had Counter Counter prepared, and Macro Cosmos was on too! Then he activated Dimensional Prison, but his enemy had a Return from the Different Dimension… WOOSH! Chaos Sorcerer back on the field, being unbanned for a few months now, he kicks the opponent's life points to zero, gets the SUPARCARDGAMEPOWA. and then Homo Erectus came in, saying that it now was time to D-D-D...DDDDDDDUEL again! Chicken imploded with subtlety as Tiggilyboo anagrammatically anagrammed tome of Yorty as Hippoman got the 600th post. I am so important that Yorty blew orange chewing gum all over Marshy Dearest before he spammed so much Bill Gates died. Mcnugget (patrick), dismayed mcnuggets while eating shoes and blowing up. Fleshlightman was stupid that day so he fapped a lot that DNA Virus started a new topic. Mcnugget also said roflmao when Hippoman went to sleep. Therefore, there was pants which mcnugget used to caress himself nightly whilst [THE-KRIS] enjoyed a midnight biscuit whilst watching Boobies All-Night, The Show of midgets saw genitals and shot a load of cannonballs in ballie's face. I shopped at a brothel for pimps and chocolate sauce. McNugget is only supposed to use one new word each post, because he likes Kreator's genitals. Kreator on the other hand, despises biscuits and told McNugget to eat some McCookies, in the hope that he would discover his milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard. 'Cause damn right! its better than yours. And this is a story all about how Bone got his saxophone which he stole from Bobby. Bizarrely enough, whomever is reading this has rabies. X Got horny and died of rabies because she actually didnt and was still horny so she fingered herself to a pic of Gwen since she was bi due to poor health. Soon [B.I.T.C.H] will form, under the moon, during the Homo Erectus ressurection ritual, fed by the dying carcass of Soljah who has a ear fetish. Anyhow, they all settled down at their computers and played Kryce-Online. Though they stopped after about 3 minutes after they saw how shitty it was due to the fact that kreator asshatted it. Mcnugget is the best person in the world. He likes chicken, pie, and mcnuggets. He hates teh letter z and lieks mudkipz. And they all watched the first episode of Eclipse ville (click here to watch) and renzo you studmuffin is not a pedophile. But in fact a mass rapist, Marshy Dearest, was uncertain if renzo you studmuffin raped his mom. so he brutally murdered him. Thekris seemed very interested in Marshy Dearest's wooden spoon, so he licked it. MMMMMM, he said, as the gooey liquid melted on his mouth. Marshy Dearest got very erotic over the idea so he went to Toronto. The next day, Azkanan bought a cyber cafe and enjoyed his profits from Eclipsers, then robin strolled on in watching as his chilidog was flapping all over town. Apple was sold to Linux and Microsoft went bankrupt when suddenly a giant (BTW, yours doesn't count unless you include the rest of the story, also, you're only supposed to type one or two words.) DUCK OFF MARSHMELLOW and the GhostBusters appeared! But then renzo you studmuffin ate them. This caused Soul to explode, destroying Venus. Now that… (I can't believe this is still going... I barely remember helping start this thing, and now BAM!!!! we have destroyed Venus!!!!!!) [Credit me (Xavier Sythe) for bringing it back] …Venus was destroyed, only Mars remained intact; Mars is useless, duck it! Exactly, we shouted as renzo you studmuffin's oozing pustules collapsed, showering the Earth in stagnant pond scum that reminded pedobear that he was slowly falling from a cliff. Mcnugget was shouting OH SHI... when a meteorite came and destroyed the walking system of eclipse. Everyone cheered. Unfortunately, I remained immobile as the next Eclipse's release date was set back a few months. Only did Lemon Drops flail in the glory hole until I realized (Wolf)'s future was jeopardised by meatballs. It was Yorty Ms Pacman gobbled up dem balls like ghosts is chasin after her. (Sorry I had to.. Ms Pacman is a hooker name for my "black" persona and we made that up and.. well.. inside joke I guess.) xD Stick to the rules dumbass! :') Meanwhile... Lollicat was ignoring viciousdead's obvious call to her. She ate a ham sandwich, hoping she wouldn't be brought up again. That's when all of a sudden she killed barney. Out of shock, a wild pokemon appeared, it was a gleeful duck of semen. Then
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